I like to think that the Star Wars franchise will be comparable to the Bond franchise. It’ll go on for decades, with different directors coming in and adding something new to the mythology. Sometimes it will be something “controversial”, but there will ultimately be respect towards the fundamental themes set out at…

All he has to do is show up at a rally, lead them all in a chorus of “Lock Her Up” and they’ll go home to foreclosure papers believing that Trump is looking out for them. Jim Jones has nothing on The Donald.

Obvious answer: Gimme Some Lovin’-Spencer Davis Group

Careful, these violent delights have violent ends.

But can Pastrana do a big-ass stunt?

“I imagine it would be slightly harder to find someone ready to fill up your radioactive nuclear tank than a gas tank.” I have it on good authority that in 1955, plutonium was a little hard to come by, but by 1985, it’s available in every corner drug store.

A print?!? Make this uniform now!

This kind of error is embarrassing for a site like this. Ray Harryhausen and King Kong? Really?

Sah dah tay!

You’re Canadian? Lucky. You guys just legalized weed; and we have the human equivalent of a used adult diaper running our country. But hey, at least I have a shot at winning this album. It will provide comfort once I lose all access to affordable healthcare.

Lex Luther is behind it. It's part of his ploy to acquire cheap real estate.

Drop the LS in it and then try to jump the fountains at Caesar’s Palace...

The Greg Pikitis episode introduced FBI agent Burt Macklin, so it can’t be *that* bad.

They abolished slavery in name only. Go ask the people of India about that one.

Put this fucker in the kumite, now.

Meanwhile, execs at Fox are still fumbling around in the dark with their thumbs up their collective butts, struggling to put together a decent Fantastic Four movie.

Not my first car, but the first car I bought with money I worked for. It’s a clunker, but in ‘92, it was everything a high school guy could ask for.

No mention of one of the most infamous Peter Weller stories? Us “old” jalops remember:

Who was also a notorious firebug, ask former KC Chief, Andre Rison.

Boobies.