Ohio State was put in a position where they had to fire both Woody Hayes and Jim Tressel. They’ve been down this road before. Meyer is just another coach, and he’s replaceable. Bye, Urb.

This guy told me he saw a snail driving one with a giant S painted on it.

Are you saying Pao?

Except Cocktail>Mission Impossible 2. Then again, his creepy Scientology video>Mission Impossible 2

Exactly. In coming out with her story, she knew she would become a target (unfortunately) regardless if she dropped his name. So why hold back? Tell the truth and the whole truth. Burn the fucker. Why leave people to speculate and leave AMC and others wiggle-room to keep giving the guy a platform and Hardwick…

If she talked to the investigators and leveled with them about what a creep the guy is, then AMC, et al wouldn’t put him in a position where he could be abusive towards staff. Why the half-measures? Call him out by name and hold him accountable, because fuck him. If (kinda have to say ‘if’ since she didn't name him)…

JD Powah? The porn star?

One of the best parts of Casino was James Woods’s portrayal of one of the skeeviest, coked-up, low-life, abusive assholes ever. He is so method, he still hasn't dropped character.

I’ll always love the out-takes from Needham’s movies. They were the best. Hell, I’d watch 90 minutes of out-takes from Hal and Burt’s movies. 

It’s rarely, if ever played on “classic rock” radio stations. I’m of the camp that believe so those stations have a list of only about 150 songs to play, and they are generic as fuck. Looking at you, 101 the Fox in Kansas City.

All he has to do is show up at a rally, lead them all in a chorus of “Lock Her Up” and they’ll go home to foreclosure papers believing that Trump is looking out for them. Jim Jones has nothing on The Donald.

Obvious answer: Gimme Some Lovin’-Spencer Davis Group

Careful, these violent delights have violent ends.

But can Pastrana do a big-ass stunt?

“I imagine it would be slightly harder to find someone ready to fill up your radioactive nuclear tank than a gas tank.” I have it on good authority that in 1955, plutonium was a little hard to come by, but by 1985, it’s available in every corner drug store.

Sah dah tay!

You’re Canadian? Lucky. You guys just legalized weed; and we have the human equivalent of a used adult diaper running our country. But hey, at least I have a shot at winning this album. It will provide comfort once I lose all access to affordable healthcare.

Drop the LS in it and then try to jump the fountains at Caesar’s Palace...

The Greg Pikitis episode introduced FBI agent Burt Macklin, so it can’t be *that* bad.

They abolished slavery in name only. Go ask the people of India about that one.