Put this fucker in the kumite, now.

Not my first car, but the first car I bought with money I worked for. It’s a clunker, but in ‘92, it was everything a high school guy could ask for.

No mention of one of the most infamous Peter Weller stories? Us “old” jalops remember:

Who was also a notorious firebug, ask former KC Chief, Andre Rison.

Boobies.

Because all of us know when a taillight is out when we’re driving. Not that a cop won’t find one of a dozen other reasons to pull a person of color over. Seriously, do you even live in America? I suppose you think athletes are kneeling because they hate the troops.

Hell yes, Dune soundtrack! Put it up there w/Blade Runner and Flash Gordon!

1,2,3 go!

Exactly. Sincerely, beat-ass rusty Nova.

Billy Zane is a cool dude.

Jim Anchower’s going to have to sell a lot of weed in order to scrape together 900 bones, amigos.

We’re trying to find out the point where cops will not respond to a call on a black person. So far we have: walking with baby, sleeping, cooking, waiting at Starbucks. What is the most mundane, non-threatening activity a black person can engage in that won’t draw a police response? Hmmm...

To quote Mick Jagger, “Not funny!”

I’d like to meet this guy and tell him tanks for this.

I starred this once, then woke up and starred it again. I got you babe...

Did you see the ragtop it was sporting? The car was practically begging for it.

Condorman, Never Say Never Again, and Lone Wolf McQuaid...she was killing it in the early 80's.

#veryfinepeople Sincerely, Tweeter-in-Chief

“You know, down South, we consider Smokey and the Bandit to be a documentary”-Billy Bob Thornton

...or Soylent Green on Thanksgiving.