What is it with Superman and truck drivers? He had to deal with one in Man of Steel as well. And, in keeping with form, totally destroyed the man’s source of income and at the same time, essentially put out a giant sign saying, “Superman was here”. So much for keeping a low profile. The “S” doesn’t stand for “hope”,…

Add to that every third song pumped into a grocery store is a Billy Joel song. The others are a Phil Collins selection and the third being either a mid-tier 90s song or a Stevie Wonder song. Fucking grocery stores, are you trying to run your customers (and employees) off intentionally?

These matches say you’re lying. That line always elicits a hearty guffaw from me.

Of course he never went to the NYC Marathon. It’s hard to sexually assault women when they’re faster than you.

Best baseball player in New York, huh? That’s pretty impressive, you know, considering he had those really bad bone spurs to contend with.

The actual editor however *did* give her an office, err, workspace and put her in charge of the branch healthcare plan, which may or may not cover leprosy, anal fissures, or hot dog fingers.

Meh, this would’ve been more impressive, had Calais Campbell not pulled some crystal ball shit and called this a week ago:

Jeep is the best/worst about putting out awesome concepts and not following through. My contributions, the J12 and NuKiser, which I would give up a kidney for, maybe even both.

Good call. +1 gold-plated diaper to you.

WRONG!

Exactly. That’s why I love coming here, knowing that everyone here recognizes that Kirk>>>>>>>Picard.

Not bad, Dellavedova, but The Viper did it better:

Meh, still better than Trump.

Always bet on black.

Did you say pow?

Yeah, but does it have a TURBO?!?!

You should’ve listened to your truck earlier. It was trying to tell you something: Flagstaff>>>> Kansas.

If that’s your first, then my friend, you are in for a treat. The guy is amazing on and off the screen (read up on his friendship with Henry Fonda). The Hitchcock stuff is legendary. There’s Mr. Smith Goes to Washington, if you like schmaltzy/idealistic Capra stuff. Harvey is a classic, and there’s The Man Who Shot…

“Somebody has crab legs?”-George Brett

Bushmills is Protestant whiskey.