Yep, this whole thing reeks of 80's cop shows.

#COTD right here. Your award is at the Alamo, Davy...in the basement.

Obama gif at 44 likes. Want to give star soooo bad, but can’t!

Roy Moore came in a little behind tonight, so he’s probably not too upset.

This guy is so stiff in the saddle, you’d think he’s riding by a middle school.

+7 minute abs

Can he remember the various arrests for assaulting women and generally being a total asshole?

That’s nice, but what about her feet?-Rex Ryan

Attention: to the fan who threw the second beer at Jefferson, the Cleveland Browns would like to know your availability for next Sunday.

Fitting, Chiefs “fans” have been bitching about Peters disrespecting the flag all season.

Sonny was a badass and took care of business. If Scott Baio is the byproduct of any Corleone taint, it’s Fredo.

Merry Festivus!

Things looked bad for ol’ Greg when the folks behind Roy Moore started pushing back against his hiring. 🙄

Is Peterman back on the White Lotus? The Yam yam? Shanghai Sally?

Buck Dancer, Fatwa Fugitive!

Oldest ride...longest line.

ROB is good, but compared to ASS, ROB ain’t shit. ASS dominated all the games in my hometown arcade.

The high score name bugged me too! And another thing, MADMAX may be Dig Dug champ in Hawkins, but in my town, ASS owns the high score on every game.

Shit went off the rails when the cereal folks introduced Cookie Crisp. At that point, you’re not even trying to hide the fact you’re pushing diabetes in a bowl of milk.

I’ll ask the obvious question: can it go underwater?