The X-Men multiplayer arcade game was better. The smart player always went with Nightcrawler, while chumps always went with Wolverine.

Nope, Vincent did drive the Acura to Monster Joe’s to dispose of the (headless) body after the cleanup, as Jimmy is not in the *ahem* “storage” business. Winston drove the “tainted car” and told Vincent to keep up, as he (Winston) drives “real fucking fast”.

Just stating that I pointed this out an hour earlier, but due to this god-awful Kinja format, this decade-plus commenter on the AV Club boards is now “in the grays” and is pretty much unnoticed. This is bullshit. Thank you corporate overlords for ruining an awesome community; and to the people who made it possible by…

Also, Punch Out! doesn’t feature your corner man blowing your fighter between rounds, which I’m sure Doc doesn’t mind.

Where’s the Robocop statue we were promised? You’ll see a monument to a movie that glorifies the benefits of an authoritarian regime controlled by corporations before seeing a monument to hard-working union men anytime soon. #MAGA

+1 Mom’s spaghetti

Yeah, well we still dominate in food consumption, mass shootings, and rolling coal in our diesel trucks, so fuck you, world! USA! USA! USA!

I wanted my room to be an underground bunker so bad after watching this movie. Unfortunately, after gleaming countless numbers of cubes, I wasn’t able to make that happen.

You think this is over? Just wait until they find out this old man’s name is Leverne. Those little shits will be relentless with that tidbit of information.

Well, if Alec Baldwin, Harrison Ford, Ben Affleck, and Chris Pine can’t make Jack Ryan a thing, I’m sure John Krasinski can. Seriously, stop trying to make Jack Ryan happen.

You know who did have fun? Richard Pryor, that’s who.

Looks like a fucking Gap ad. Ten seconds after the pic, the whole group burst into swing dancing and followed it up with pumpkin spice lattes.

Angel Dream #4 is a favorite of Mrs. Parts, mine as well.

I was saying Boo-urns.

Happy 76th birthday to the Big O. It’ll be 50 years this December since he passed. Here’s a classic from the ‘67 Monterrey Pop Festival:

This is your wake up call. I AM AN EFF!!!...BEE!!!...EYE!!! AGENT!!!!!

Has anyone contacted this guy?

+ 1 DIY Slumpbuster

Call me a sadist (and I might be-I lived through the Tony Muser years) but I’d laugh like a bastard and be perfectly fine if Balboni’s record stood for at least 30 more years. It’s just so...Royals.

Crazy for You is pretty familiar to anyone who ever wrestled in high school-Vision Quest soundtrack was the shit.