Phallic? I don’t think so. Sincerely, Georgia O’Keeffe.

You should’ve listened to your truck earlier. It was trying to tell you something: Flagstaff>>>> Kansas.

If that happens, then they need to just go ahead and re-title the film “Crank 3"...which I would be fine with.

If that’s your first, then my friend, you are in for a treat. The guy is amazing on and off the screen (read up on his friendship with Henry Fonda). The Hitchcock stuff is legendary. There’s Mr. Smith Goes to Washington, if you like schmaltzy/idealistic Capra stuff. Harvey is a classic, and there’s The Man Who Shot…

I’ve got the over/under on Statham punching the giant shark at the 10 minute mark of the movie. Any takers?

“Somebody has crab legs?”-George Brett

Bushmills is Protestant whiskey.

Yep, this whole thing reeks of 80's cop shows.

Try listening to the Johnny Cash version. Sweet Jesus. My old man’s been gone 7 years now...but listening to that, I have to go into therapy.

Here’s another. Color the suit black and CGI a cape on him...and then think again about how much you really want to see Ben Affleck in a solo Batman movie.

Just my humble opinion, but I thought the second one was far and away better than the first one. The “silent interlude” homage with Snake Eyes, Ray Stevenson’s Firefly and The Rock’s presence made it a superior movie to the first.

The Knights of the Magical Light?

#COTD right here. Your award is at the Alamo, Davy...in the basement.

Exactly. Not even a teaser? Jurassic World 2 had a teaser out a week ago and nothing for this, even after months of production? Makes me wonder about this thing. This thing has had its share of problems. Not to mention that Ron Howard hasn’t had the best track record the last decade or so. Yeah, I’ve got a bad feeling…

Pride Week in NYC would be my first guess.

Obama gif at 44 likes. Want to give star soooo bad, but can’t!

Roy Moore came in a little behind tonight, so he’s probably not too upset.

This guy is so stiff in the saddle, you’d think he’s riding by a middle school.

+7 minute abs

Can he remember the various arrests for assaulting women and generally being a total asshole?