That’s nice, but what about her feet?-Rex Ryan

Attention: to the fan who threw the second beer at Jefferson, the Cleveland Browns would like to know your availability for next Sunday.

Someone put him in touch with this guy. (Warning: possible plot spoiler for Episode IX)

He’s couldn’t make it-he’s still waiting for his medal on Yavin 4.

“Did you notice a sign on Deck O that says ‘Dead Vulcan Storage’?!?...You know WHY you didn’t see that sign?...’Cause it ain’t there, ‘cause storing dead Vulcans ain’t my fucking business, that’s why!

Fitting, Chiefs “fans” have been bitching about Peters disrespecting the flag all season.

Sonny was a badass and took care of business. If Scott Baio is the byproduct of any Corleone taint, it’s Fredo.

Merry Festivus!

Which was funny, because the intro was animated, making you think (if you had never seen it) yay! more cartoons...and then BOOOM! Don Cornelius shows up on your screen with that deep, sexy voice to introduce The Spinners or Kool and The Gang. My young, white, midwestern self couldn’t handle it. Old, white, midwest is…

Sounds interesting, but definitely needs more Juggernaut...bitch.

I either assume that, or in this, the Year of our Lord 2017, he’s sexually assaulted or harassed someone.

Things looked bad for ol’ Greg when the folks behind Roy Moore started pushing back against his hiring. 🙄

Is Peterman back on the White Lotus? The Yam yam? Shanghai Sally?

I’m torn on this. I dig Frank Grillo, but Sugartits Gibson is a no-go for me. Can we get Christopher Plummer for Mel’s part?

Buck Dancer, Fatwa Fugitive!

Oldest ride...longest line.

If they want to rip-off a credits gimmick, they should go the Burt Reynolds/Hal Needham route and have bloopers and outtakes that play during the credits. That would be hilarious.

Rousey? Why go with her, when the obvious first choice is Gwendoline Christie?

A remake, huh? The studio obviously hasn’t learned the lesson of the first film: “Sometimes, dead is bettah.”

ROB is good, but compared to ASS, ROB ain’t shit. ASS dominated all the games in my hometown arcade.