The high score name bugged me too! And another thing, MADMAX may be Dig Dug champ in Hawkins, but in my town, ASS owns the high score on every game.

What? No Kenny Rogers?

Shit went off the rails when the cereal folks introduced Cookie Crisp. At that point, you’re not even trying to hide the fact you’re pushing diabetes in a bowl of milk.

I’ll ask the obvious question: can it go underwater?

Sometimes dead is bettah.

Pro=bad ass 90's soundtrack Con=most annoying kid sidekick ever. Sorry, but even Charles Dance, Alice In Chains songs, and a hot Bridgette Wilson couldn’t make that kid’s presence tolerable.

The X-Men multiplayer arcade game was better. The smart player always went with Nightcrawler, while chumps always went with Wolverine.

Director of Maximum Overdrive thinks Akiva Goldman “did a terrific job” says all I need to know about Stephen King’s film acumen.

Nope, Vincent did drive the Acura to Monster Joe’s to dispose of the (headless) body after the cleanup, as Jimmy is not in the *ahem* “storage” business. Winston drove the “tainted car” and told Vincent to keep up, as he (Winston) drives “real fucking fast”.

Just stating that I pointed this out an hour earlier, but due to this god-awful Kinja format, this decade-plus commenter on the AV Club boards is now “in the grays” and is pretty much unnoticed. This is bullshit. Thank you corporate overlords for ruining an awesome community; and to the people who made it possible by…

Also, Punch Out! doesn’t feature your corner man blowing your fighter between rounds, which I’m sure Doc doesn’t mind.

Where’s the Robocop statue we were promised? You’ll see a monument to a movie that glorifies the benefits of an authoritarian regime controlled by corporations before seeing a monument to hard-working union men anytime soon. #MAGA

Even better: Road to Perdition.

+1 Mom’s spaghetti

Yeah, well we still dominate in food consumption, mass shootings, and rolling coal in our diesel trucks, so fuck you, world! USA! USA! USA!

I wanted my room to be an underground bunker so bad after watching this movie. Unfortunately, after gleaming countless numbers of cubes, I wasn’t able to make that happen.

You think this is over? Just wait until they find out this old man’s name is Leverne. Those little shits will be relentless with that tidbit of information.

I hope this series finally answers a couple long-standing questions: Is Vern still operating the forklift at the lumberyard; and did he ever find his jar of pennies?

Well, if Alec Baldwin, Harrison Ford, Ben Affleck, and Chris Pine can’t make Jack Ryan a thing, I’m sure John Krasinski can. Seriously, stop trying to make Jack Ryan happen.

Did he actually finish that book? And if so, was it in under 8 years?