That’s nothing to be proud of, Russ.

Sorry, Bats, but only one man can pull off The People’s Eyebrow™:

The pyrotechnics were a rather Gaudi spectacle.

He was really selling that Stunner. Only The Rock could outsell a Stunner like that-maybe.

No gold record with Chuck Berry? Fail.

Probably not. Let’s put him in charge of health care for America. We really can’t do much worse.

Even worse idea: when Marvel tried to be cute and introduce the “.1" issues that would go off into a side-story unrelated to the main one. Pick up ASM 17 and it’s fine, then I get 17.1 and it’s like what the hell is this?!? It was a fiasco.

He didn’t seem to have any reservations about being relocated from a place that he already had a valid claim to.

Arthur Dunwell of the organization: Key Atomic Benefits Office of Mankind, claims that nuclear energy is perfectly safe.

+1 David Cross reference.

Meh, it’s okay, but they won’t be in demand once the XP-38 comes out.

🎶Detachable penis🎶

KEEP DANCING!

Bitches, leave.

That’s pretty damn impressive, but Bo did it better:

Redding deserves some respect. The driver should’ve tried more than a little tenderness on the brake pedal and now Redding is sitting on the dock of the bay...watching them pull a goddamn Chevy out of his house.

Does he know that Metallica’s bass player died in a “freak accident”? I’ll chalk that up to him not knowing any better. Otherwise, that’s a pretty damn insensitive thing to say. Now, if it was Lars that died, well, that’s another story...

You trying to embarrass me on tv?!?!

Dude, it’s a 15 year old H2. It’s in amazing condition, but nobody’s dropping 30K on it. That kind of money gets you a legit off-roader or is one helluva down payment on a premium SUV that won’t elicit eye rolls and snickers when you pull up. The only downside of her selling it is the fact my daughters love it and…

Goddammit. Too slow. Just like this beautiful piece of jingoistic American posturing.