I’d take a hummer from her!

Seriously, my mom is selling hers now. 2003-45K original miles, short-bus yellow, and it’s in great shape as it was barely driven. Here’s the kicker: she’s asking $30K for it! I almost want to submit the listing to Jalop so I can laugh my ass off at the overwhelming CP score it would get. I told her she’s about 10K…

But do the H2 or LR smell like a steak and seat 35? I don’t think so! Canyoneroooooo!!!

$90 for Luke and that sandspeeder?!? What do they think that thing is, an XP-38?!?

Uh-oh! Better not let Floyd read this!

No worries, just send Kevin Costner in. All it ever takes to fix any racial injustice is a well-intentioned patriarchal white guy.

This is the one I’m used to seeing:

When it comes to vehicle satisfaction, I defer to me less an authority than J.D. Powerhammer.

This means something. This is important.

Oooooh, the Germans!

All that and no mention of Chyna? If you had to name one woman wrestler from the 90s, she would be the one. She was headlining with Triple H, Stone Cold, and The Rock during one of the greatest eras of professional wrestling. Her post-wrestling life is tragic, yeah, but she was the name in women’s wrestling in her…

We already have our hands full with forces less equipped, organized, and motivated in the Middle East. Preemptively attacking North Korea only destabilizes another region, pisses off China and puts us in yet another long-term conflict in another theater that we can’t afford. Diplomacy has to prevail. Gotta get China…

Every time I talk about boxing, some white boy’s gotta pull Rocky Marciano out they ass!

I look forward to hearing President Fuckstick’s opinion on this, which you know is coming...as soon as someone on Fox News tells him about it. The tweets about #failingnytimes will flow like blood from a woman’s...wherever.

Cock of the walk, baby!

Hopefully when they catch him, he’ll have a chance to reflect on all this, look back, and try to make a change.

This is pretty tasteless, glad you guys pointed it out. Hey! Who wants to see Hulk Hogan fuck?!?

This still needs to be on my wall:

Good example: “Sabotage” in Star Trek