Go ahead and admit men for this and just charge them an extra 70 cents/dollar for the ticket and concessions. I mean, we’re talking about fairness, right?

When forty years old *you* reach, look as good *you* will not, hmm?

Uncle Ben died?!?! Spoiler alert!

Yippeeeeeee!!!

Pure electricity...in my pants.

World’s colliding?!? Explosions?!? Who wrote the screenplay, George Costanza?

Union Station, huh? I’s expect this kind of thing at DuPont Circle.

Me too, until chubby Darryl McDaniels stood in front of it. Run, DMC, to the right about 10 feet.

It’ll be a bunch of cleverly placed objects, ala Austin Powers.

Hey, Ismael, why don’t you leave Moby Dick alone and just drive the van, okay?

Daniel Craig bears more than a passing resemblance to Simple Jack in that picture.

James Comey is at home right now, sitting on his couch, in his pajamas, covered in Doritos dust, starring the hell out of this comment.

What is this? A Bird of Prey for ants? How can we be expected to fight the Federation if they can’t even fit inside the ship?

Here’s my anecdotal evidence: The Saturday after Batman 21 came out, I could not find a copy of it in ANY area shops in the Kansas City metro area. I did pick up 22 after I had someone hold it for me, and I passed on Secret Empire 0, 1 of which there were several copies on the shelf.

Visanthe Shiancoe?

Darth Vader, blackest brotha in the galaxy...

Except you’re forgetting one critical point: “Evil will always triumph over Good, because Good is dumb.”.

Well, at least they no longer have a giant swastika on the ceiling...that we know of.

Cast Keith David as the father and watch the universe fold in upon itself.

Just wait another couple of years, Grayson, then you can grab her by the pussy. When you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. #MAGA, indeed.