Say what you will, but I think Stage 1 of OCP’s Delta City is looking pretty good.

Nice to see that Van Damme is still getting work. And that 5 second gif>>>>>Street Fighter.

Hmmm, usually McFarlane figures are pretty accurate. But the pants on that figure are not nearly tight enough, nor is there a GIANT DONG that can be seen from Mars.

It’s the new 2018 Acura NRA.

Just probation? Better make it Double Secret Probation.

All this, plus a 2 1/2 hour fight scene between Keith David and Rowdy Roddy Piper over a pair of sunglasses 😎

That would be an obvious reason, but then there’s Deadpool. Raunchy as hell, completely profane, and it made a metric fuck-ton of money. If that movie can play in 2016, who really cares about a gay couple in 2018? I know it’s a different studio, but Deadpool still had “Marvel” in the credits. I’m going to trust that…

I’ll give you three good reasons why this movie creeped me the hell out as a kid:

I know that logistically this is entirely possible (obviously). My point was that in 1942 this was a patently crazy idea. Combined with carrying along an aging Doolittle, carrying out an aerial attack on the capital of the Japanese empire at its height is an idea that should have been (pardon the pun) shot down at…

I still shake my head at the fact they launched a bomber off an aircraft carrier at the time. The sheer size and weight of the brass balls on those men should’ve made this impossible.

Don’t worry about the T-Rex’s getting you in Jurassic Park, this beast will eat you alive and there’s no escaping.

Looks okay, but this guy has the look down cold. Too bad the script & director didn’t do him any favors.

“Genius”-Oscar winner, Sir Anthony Hopkins on Michael Bay

Wife gets invite from friend. Would you like to come to my party? Sure! Finds out later she meant Pampered Chef. Now my wife (and I, by default) is the proud owner of a $35 pizza stone. Let me tell you something: That $35 pizza stone doesn’t make Jack’s pizza taste any more awesome than it already does and I make sure…

But the Juggalos and the guys who have been dressing as Ledger’s Joker...they’re going to love the hell out of this.

George Zimmerman is masturbating furiously while he reads this story.

I got a lot of problems with you people! And now you’re gonna hear about it! You, Krueger. My son tells me your company stinks!

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And he knows it. He said as much over a year ago when both Republicans and Democrats still had a chance to stop him.

The director of Temple of Doom would likely disagree with you on that. Not that I don’t agree with you...