I like the juxtaposition of putting a racist image above Furman. Sorry for your school’s unfortunate name. *yes, I know it’s Fuhrman.

Was your dad’s friend’s name Papshmear and did this shady favor involve assassinating a well-known monarch?

Good enough for Sammy and Dean, good enough for me. Bless you!

No, it’s Turd Ferguson.

If he was the girlfriend of any of the other players, he would’ve likely been punched out by now.

My 1999 Nissan Xterra was the worst vehicle in recorded human history. Even the goddamn bandaids in the “emergency medical kit” didn’t work.

Yeah, I wouldn’t recommend it. Sincerely, Gus Grissom

Whoa! Whoa! Slow your roll, there Spaceman. I Come in Peace is in no way a bad movie. It’s a damn fun movie to watch. Those are my two cents, now I’m going...in pieces.

“Do you know what happens to a toad when it’s struck by lightning?...”

Exactly. He can’t even speak in ALL CAPS or refer to himself in the third person. Hardly DOOM material.

Hey, just imagine the shitshow if it was the other way around...

La La Land wins for best reenactment of the Atlanta Falcons Super Bowl LI performance

Meh, can’t be any worse than driving around on any one of Missouri’s highways.

Damn, should’ve scrolled down further. Well-done.

On the whole, this feels appropriate.

Larry Eustachy would beg to differ.

He almost ran over my 6 year-old daughter with his motorized cart last year at a con. He gave us the stink-eye and I apologized to him. I told her she was lucky he didn’t rip her arms off and he laughed at that and he apologized for his hurry and told us to have a good day. I’ll never forget it.

“The FAKE NEWS media (failing @dailyplanet, @dailybugle) is not my enemy, it is the enemy of the American People!”

I would’ve expected this kind of thing from Preston Brooks University.

My question is: What’s up with the belt? How does it work without belt loops?