They should include the Thanos-copter with Josh Brolin in a gag reel. Just CGI it in the background. That would be amazing.

Westminster is a bunch of bitches.

Your government is too busy trying to figure out how guns in hospitals will get them out of an economic abyss to worry about an airport. In the meantime, it’s always a pleasure seeing JoCo plates at the best BBQ joints in town (the world?) and at our museums, Bartle Hall, casinos, and all the other aforementioned…

But they’re pretty quiet during the months of August-November. No, literally. Go to Memorial Stadium on game day and the 7-8 fans that are there have apparently taken a vow of silence.

It’s working out pretty good for taking all of your money to use our airport, go to our professional sports events, attend our concerts, and drink non-3.2 beer at our bars. So, thanks! Keep those Brownbackistan dollars coming our way.

Then again, Missouri was the pro-slavery of the two states...

Snikt!

This the guy? He knows how to handle problems.

Bring back Paul Rudd!

Just Empty Every Pocket. (‘03 Rubi owner here)

On a positive note, it looks like this will pave the way for a sequel to The Big Short.

Hey, what’s the deal? I watched the whole thing and didn’t see one of these. Fail!

Dude, chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please.

They should’ve stuck with the director’s cut ending, which was a loop of Jeff Goldblum laughing for 20 minutes.

S.R. Hadden. Sorry to be nitpicky, but I just keep hearing James Woods say his name and it sticks in my head.

Yep. It would take someone of Biff’s caliber to take a perfectly lovely, classy building and turn it into something gaudy and tacky.

Reche Caldwell?

Well, if our Commander in Chief would bother to pay the taxes he’s dodged for the better part of 20 years, we’d be well on our way towards paying for all this.

ED 209 looks pretty damn good. Too bad they didn’t leave much money in the budget for Robo:

“No offense, but”-guy has made his appearance. Now fuck right off. A guy dies hours ago and you want to cast stones from the pedestal you put yourself on? Have some decency.