Talk is cheap. That chair needed thrown, maybe even choked.

That’s a valid argument, Lawyer. Objection, sustained.

Here’s how you handle first contact: You play the cover of “Hey Jude” by Wilson Pickett & Duane Allman...and if they aren’t down with that...screw ‘em, we’re better off without them.

Not only that, but he claimed that it had the 2nd best tv show intro.-everyone knows the Rockford Files theme is number one...followed distantly by The Greatest American Hero.

They were in the playoffs in 2010 under Todd “Check out my Camaro, bro” Haley. I’ve taken the Chiefs to just as many AFC championships as Andy Reid.

Hey! Don’t tell us to chill out, Aussie!...where’s my gun?

Is that Georgia O’Keeffe’s yacht?

Pure electricity...in my pants.

Dana White has instructed Hunt that he can refer all matters related to his attorney, Heywood Jablowme.

You haven’t heard ? The white, aggressive, and angry look is the in thing for 2017...

Billy Zane is a cool dude.

His first step should be to use a suntan lotion with a higher SPF. Seriously though, go Uncle Joe!

His foot looks unusual too. Sincerely, Rob “Tinyfeet” Liefeld.

I don’t dance for green eggs and ham I don’t dance, Sam I am.

The soundtrack was great, but best part? Hardly! This. This was the best part. And here I thought you were Jalops. smdh

I got a Craig James notification for this?

We were in middle school when Flight of the Intruder came out. If you’ve seen it or been in the military, there’s this thing called The Phantom Shitter. Well, for the better part of a couple months, my friends and I dropped turds all over town in anyplace that wasn’t a toilet. It got out of hand when someone shit on…

The Fox New Years Eve broadcast has been the equal of this on a loop for 3 hours, and it’s been glorious! I’m hoping it’s a dry run for Trump’s inauguration entertainment.

Still wish I could shoot that snickering dog, Ol’ Yeller-style.

‘canes fan should’ve stuck with the Road House quote-off and gone with “I thought you’d be bigger”. #missedopportunity