You asked for it, you got it...

Go play intramurals, brother.

How much do you think I can bench press? What do you think? Take a guess.

Meh, butterface. #muppetfucker

Came here looking for this reference. +1 bucket of Torkel chicken to you sir. #fastestchickeninthesouth

So, uhh, where are the pics? Asking for a friend.

I’m being a smartass. Man of Steel is better, but Asshole Superman in 3 is still a treasure.

First thing I thought of. Sweet Jesus, what a terrible movie. Almost as bad as Zach Snyder’s turn.

I hear “Death of Jonathan Kent” and I’m bawling my eyes out. When the horns come in at 1:30...goosebumps every time. Beautiful music, beautiful scene. I miss Superman movies having humanity.

+1 busted-ass Ford Festiva.

OH MY GAAAAWD!!! That baseball has a family!!!!-Jim Ross

Butch and Sundance: The Early Years!

Or as chronicled in the Wisdom of Whitesnake:

“That parking job looks fine to me” Sincerely, Ted Kennedy.

This isn’t new. We had Trailer Backup Assist when I was a kid. It was my old man yelling, “GODDAMMIT!!! TURN THE WHEEL TO THE LEFT!!! TO THE LEFT!!!”...every time we put the boat in at the lake.

Dennis “Oil Can” Boyd is in the Hall of Fame of Best Nicknames. Put him in the Doc Gooden wing dedicated to great nicknames, combined with cocaine use.

Dr. Strange 2: The Search for Curly’s Gold.

“Bad hombres”, “Nasty women”...the restroom signs at Trump Tower.

Upon deep analysis of the clip, I came across this. Trump is right! #vastleftwingconspiracy