Trump sniffs all the goddamn time. Have you watched the debates?

Damn. I was hoping she would mention Dr. Strange: The Flamethrower. #moichendising

According to Vonnegut, it is; and that’s good enough for me.

Kurt Vonnegut would agree.

Dicks out for Mike VI?

“It’s the ghosts of Pussy Past!”-Chris Rock

Please tell me Sean Connery is involved.

Pictured below, the cops who cracked the case:

Or let Mutt take him on, after he stops all the downloadin’.

Look! A commie! Get him!

They called the Charlotte PD because they had to deal with a large, upset black man? What did they expect the cops to do?

I’m so upset about the death of Jose Fernandez...Today was the last day of my fantasy league and he was scheduled to start, plus I had Matt Kemp not playing today. Long story short, I just lost the league championship 4-3. 24 weeks just pissed away. Goddamn my luck.

Incontinentia...Incontinentia Buttocks.

James Oglethorpe founded Georgia in 1732 as a settlement for England’s degenerate scum, miscreants, and scofflaws...nearly 400 years later, not much has changed, apparently.

They’re still leaving every Sunday open for Mandatory Shawshank, right? #brookswashere

Plus helicopters and it’s set during Christmas. Anybody have Al Leong’s number?

I like big buttes and I cannot lie...

Great googily moogily.

“Are you out of your Vulcan mind?” Juuuuuust close enough to make you think you heard an F-bomb instead.