DOOM is never wrong, cretin!!! As opposed to your blatant disregard of capitalization!!!

Things are looking Up in the helium industry.

Hey, now, let's leave Skyline Chilli out of this. Mmmm, 3-way...

I haven't seen a Metro stop look like a Slip-n-slide since I was at DuPont Circle during Pride Week.🌈

This is what came to my mind:

I can’t tell if he has an onion tied to his belt.

You come at The King, you best not miss.

Counterpoint: Here’s the grrrrreatest mascot:

Try living in the Northland. I have to drive 30 minutes for work, ball games, BBQ, concerts, etc. I tell people I’m from Liberty; they think I live in the “country”. And yes, there are some Trump Chumps up here, but surprisingly, not many-at least not many willing to admit it.

Ruins...or makes it awesome! Potato/po-tah-to.

You should listen to your friend Billy Zane. He's a cool dude.

There are *tons* of toy green Mustangs out there, thanks to one of the most awesome ones built, being driven by one of the coolest guys to walk the earth:

Damn you, Field of Dreams. Damn you and your hokie, clichéd, overwrought, outlet mall sentimentality. Every freaking time. And the clip was less than a minute long!

Hey, that link works. I emailed him and he (I assume it was him, came from “Martin’s phone) responded. Do with that what you will. He of course did not apologize over what he posted, just defensive of his disgusting take.

I’ll just leave this glazed gem right here:

An extra order of crab legs for this guy right here👆

Celebrity>>>>>Selebrity. Show of hands for folks who tore up the town in one of these back in high school. 🖐

Now look boy, if yer dad goes gaga, you just use that shin of yours to call me.

But I’m still supposed to cut off their balls, right? Can we please get a comprehensive list on exactly what we can/can’t cut off of a cat? How about dogs, too, while we’re at it.

Did you tie an onion to your belt as well?