But, on the other hand, he is a Muslim, so we should probably deport him, so we can make America great again. -Donald Trump

Ahoy, hoy!

I have been saying/yelling “Boo-urns” at things/people I find displeasing for over 20 years. The nice thing part is when someone else in the audience catches it and gives an acknowledging nod.

I just jerked it to this article.

Meh, I'd do her. Not on top of the coffin/cooler. Styrofoam wouldn't support the weight. The kids could play in the cemetery while we attend to business. And keep it down, goddamit! It's already difficult trying to keep a hard-on while fucking your aunt on a coffin.

Fascinating architecture. By the way, have you seen the new addition to the Guggenheim?

Los locos kick your ass! Los locos kick your face! Los locos kick your balls into OUTER SPAAAAAACE!!!!

A monorail? Is there a chance the track could bend?

Did he get photographed drinking Natty Ice? No? Then he’s not the worst person in ISU history.

You can’t say filth-flarn-filth in front of people.

GM can solve this ignition problem easily with a simple remix.

I’m holding out for Nike’s next movie tie-in release: Slick Shoes!

The “fastest man alive” came too soon, huh? Sounds like Iris West is going to be just as disappointed with the Flash as the rest of the audience. Hey-oh!

But is Ben Affleck the best George Reeves?

I’m assuming you mean Christopher Reeve and not George Reeves? Your nerdistry is mediocre.

I’m partial to this one:

The list is incorrect, it doesn’t have the biggest hole on the planet, pictured here:

This is a nice feature. Can it include audio directions that are recorded by my old man, including such classic phrases as “GODDAMMIT, I SAID LEFT, LEFT!!!!”and “JESUS CHRIST ARE YOU FUCKING DEAF?!? I SAID BACK UP ANOTHER 6 INCHES!!!” and my favorite, “WATCH OUT FOR THE GODDAMN HOUSE!!!! YOU’RE GOING TO HIT THE…

I've seen it, along with the mediocre tv series it begat.