Welcome to prime time, bitch!

Take your protein pills and put your helmets on.

The guy also knew about the importance of good-fitting pants:

Did he staple that thing on his head?

What is this? A starship for ants? How can we be expected to explore space if they can’t even fit inside the ship? I don’t wanna hear your excuses! The ship has to be at least... three times bigger than this!

They should let the original director take another stab at it:

My name is Sue! How do you do? Now you gonna die!!!!

Sure, why not? They cribbed everything else from A New Hope. This isn't a stretch.

“Way to go, Shaun Smith! No problem a gun can’t fix!”-Sincerely, Jovan Belcher

In a real world with Californium, Einsteinium, and Livermorium...we have issues with a fictional element from a fictional world that’s called Unobtanium. I swear, nerdrage can serve as the most powerful source of energy in any universe.

Nice work, Toads!

Fuck Lando Calrissian!

The El Camino was GM’s answer to “How can I fit 6 5-gallon cans of paint and a ladder into my Chevelle?”. It was a niche vehicle. Very cool today. Not terribly cool back in the day.

Meh, I bet he still fucks up the ending to Sittin’ on the Dock of the Bay...just like every other damn person does when that song is playing.

How about Ian McKellen? It’s not like he has an aversion to playing nuanced evil characters: Apt Pupil, the X-Men films.

“One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I’ll never know.”-Groucho Marx

Isn't that an AC⚡️DC song?

Man, I sure feel sorry for PT. That guy has had a terrible year.

Using them to get the magnets out. Science!

Sonofabitch!