Boo-urns.

Nothing says Merry Christmas like a couple Jews, hamming it up in a scene from a 30 year-old sci-fi movie.

This looks terrible. Trek used to have weight and was good for social commentary. It used to have gravitas and featured a story that made you think a little. This is just vapid, flashy, and pointless. I'm not paying to watch this drivel.

I’d wager that Korengal is a helluva lot safer than parts of Texas (looking at you, Sunnyside/Southeast Houston).

You got a Go-Bot? Must be nice. Try having a relative that gives you a Rock Lord for your birthday. Yeah, a robot that changes into a ****ing rock! Talk about “I don’t get it.”, ala “Big”. I felt like Charlie Brown on Halloween.

This guy used to give out DDT every Saturday morning. They were, in fact, quite harmful to your health.

Was the ambulance involved in a gasoline fight?

We all know the mantle is not made of cheese, but if it was made of barbecue spare ribs, would you eat it?

I sent all my Rob Liefeld books...the Defense Department declared me an enemy combatant and that I’m going to be sent to Guantanamo.

Sonofabitch! Loves me some Nathaniel Rateliff. Going to see him in his old Missouri home in KC next week!

Doubtful. They're still scraping up all the Sean Bean that was left all over the one in Puerto Rico.

“Of course Shayne Graham kicked 16 field goals in one game! I saw it. It was on my computer. It happened.”-Donald Trump

“91-1? I don’t believe it. It can't be true.”-Pete Carroll

The movie was bad, but my mom actually went out of her way and bought Superman peanut butter so I could get the movie poster. The lousy peanut butter, plus the terrible movie almost put me off the Man of Steel entirely. Ugggh.

Conversely...how *great* could it be?...

Bobby didn't have a chance once Ben Carson's numbers started going up. The GOP only has room for one token kooky person of color.

Zero...point...zero. Mr. Manning, old, decrepit, and outclassed by the Chiefs is no way to go through the NFL, son.

No Borat, Animal House, or Caddyshack? This list is bullshit.

Jungle Fever at #4. If only for the Ossie Davis/Ruby Dee/Samuel L. Jackson relationship. Heavy stuff. The use of Stevie Wonder’s “Livin’ for the City” is also freaking awesome.

Irony: Real-life PED using actor, Stallone, beats the Russian character who is using PEDs in the movie.