Yep. Fuck Chic-Fil-A sideways with a concrete dildo. Closed on Sunday's...bullshit. I want some goddamn chicken.

Badge? I thought this was an instruction.

Brosnan’s wave riding has the sternness of Daniel Day-Lewis compared to this. By the way, Bond can be just a little “fun” you know folks. There is precedent. I look forward to Spectre. Thanks for your work the last few weeks, Justin!

Just how is a mom & pop operation like The Walt Disney Company supposed to afford 4 brand new editors?

Pitching out of the Mets bullpen in the 14th inning...

I’ve incorporated the phrase: “Fuck me Freddy” into regular (daily) usage-in context of how King wrote it, mind you.

You are one ugly muthafucker.

I see Fred’s car is just as fragile as he is. By the way, what was Marshawn driving?

KC fellow myself (Raymore, represent! 816, yo!) and believe me, almost any fucked-up “Florida Man” story could be replaced with “St. Joe Man”. St. Joe, Missouri-You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.

Sorry for the poor lighting, but this was just a passing-by photo of one of, nay, St. Joe, Missouri’s finest attraction: a Ford Taurus/Ranger Step-sider? mash-up. The wolf mural on the tailgate is the clincher. And yes, I'm wearing a Mizzou shirt-don't judge me, please.

Zero references to “Slayer, bitches!” or “ownage”. I doubt this is ZMF.

Burnin’ out his fuse up here alone.

I agree!-the Lucille Ball statue

A ball park is no place for a baby. I want to enjoy the game next to a bunch of boorish assholes that scream profanities for 2 hours straight, piss themselves, vomit in the aisle, try to start fights, and spill their beer down my back as they fall over into the seats in front of them. But yep, you called it, babies…

I’m a sucker for Predator, Jaws, or damn near any Bond movie. No matter where it’s at in the film.

Pro tip: Don’t want to lose your watch? Put it someplace safe and secure.

Otisburg isn't sounding like such a bad idea...

Hey, you kids! Get off my fooking ice!

The Seoul Train? Is this guy the conductor?

+1 plate of cookies & milk for that take