I’m not kidding, that boy’s head is like Sputnik; spherical but quite pointy at parts!

I don’t know if I’d call it a “love song”...

Octopussy had a fakkin’ wicked-pissah theme song. Sincerely, this guy.

“So, you’re saying that God used nuclear weapons and they set off the volcanoes? Makes sense to me.”-Tom Cruise

Yep, you sure did. Sorry, I scrolled right past it.

How about a shout-out to Carly Simon and one of the best theme songs of the franchise? Definitely the best of the Moore Era films.

I highly doubt that he would lend his likeness to a drink contest. Oh, wait, *that* Jan Michael Vincent...never mind.

If you like the theme song, then give this a listen. It gives Nancy’s version a run for her money.

So, here's the question: Who wins in a fight-Airwolf or Blue Thunder?

Preferred method: “Ahoy, hoy”.

But not a Jeep Nukizer beater. Damn you, Jeep! Build this!!!

So, you take a 707 hp car and give free rides...in city traffic, where you’ll never get above 40 mph. Biggest cocktease ever. The automotive equivalent of blue balls.

It’s Hedley!

If you are perusing the selections of your local library or book store and see this book, word of advice: keep walking. It is terrible. Dan Brown for Dummies is how it reads. Yeah, that bad.

Batman’s newest dangerous foe: Dirty Sanchez!

As a high school teacher, I’m torn between wanting to drink myself into a stupor because of the nature of my job, yet also having to deal with teenagers while nursing a hangover. It’s a vicious cycle. Fuck. Why didn't I stay in law school?

Colonel Angus?

Except the parts that are directly lifted from The Avengers theme.

Can’t wait for this scene with Bucky & Sam in part 3...

Look, I don't know you; and you're probably a swell person, but fuck you for posting this. I had blocked this successfully for years, now it's right back and creeping me out. Good post, but yeah, you suck.