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Welcome to the Willenium.

“What the hell do these whores know about the goddamn Batman?”-Frank Miller

Look at that S car go.

According to Kluwe, this was the *least* offensive thing found in the Metrodome. He told me while giving me my change at Chipotle.

Sure it’s hilarious! Did you ever make it to a Twins or Vikings game? It’s the first thing you noticed (okay, maybe second...after the smell).

Hey, your headlights are on high. You could temporarily blind someone with those.

...and in those days , nickels had pictures of bumblebees on ‘em. “Give me five bees for a quarter,” you’d say.

Sincerely, Vice President Dick Cheney

Thank you, Kansas City for using taxpayer money to build an awesome arena and making absolutely no attempt to put a professional sports franchise in it.

YOU MEAN THE WISE AND BENEVOLENT DR. DOOM. DOOM SEES YOUR LACK OF ALL CAPS AND IS NOT PLEASED.

Nice that your old man has that story. I’m not surprised about it a bit, because Steve McQuen isn’t only the “King of Cool”, he's a hard-charging, devil dog MARINE! Ooh-rah!

George Brett? What is it with you and sea creatures?

En vino veritas. This is why my phone needs to be taken away from me after drink 1.

Hell yes! Sam Elliot is on screen for only about 10 minutes, but he owns every one of them. There was a Road House 2, and the fact it wasn't a prequel about his character is a crime close second to 9/11.

The closest we’ve come is by using tar in the chemical makeup. All thanks to this genius:

Oh, I don’t know. The picture isn’t *that* bad:

Mathematician, love triangle, explosions, AND beer!

Maybe the next trailer will reference Pauly’s robot. We can only hope.

RIP PB Max. You were too good for this world.