So, you’re suggesting that MLB should just say “fuck it” and do it live? Sounds good to this guy.

Laziest cosplay ever.

Or just try to beat Battletoads.

I always work ACDC into all my multiple choice quizzes. Yes, I know, I forgot the lightening bolt.

Pro tip: The “stop short” maneuver is a sly way to cop a feel.

Funny, he doesn't look Druish.

Teacher here. No way this happens in a majority of US schools. As stated, not enough time, plus, you have to generally get permission from administration for anything PG-13 and you have to show how it correlates to the curriculum. Oh, and obviously, will it improve standardized test scores? Then again, some teachers…

I still don't know how this came about, but we watched Under Seige (yeah, that Steven Seagal movie) in Chemistry class. And yes, I know, I'm old.

I don’t know about you but I take comfort in that. It’s good knowin’ he’s out there. The Dude. Takin’ ‘er easy for all us sinners. Shoosh. I sure hope he makes the finals.

Kids today, you poor, poor unlucky kids. You'll never know how great Saturday morning cartoons were.

Ground control to Major Tom, it's called heterochromia! Hello!

I’m sure they could arrange some sort of shore leave. It’s the future, they have warp drive and shit. Get deployed for a couple years, rotate back. Besides, what kind of asshole husband/wife are you to drag your kids into this? I’d think that would play hell with a family-get all cabin fever in that shit. Bottom line,…

I was referencing TOS.

Yet, how often was it under attack or in some kind of peril, be it the Borg, Klingons, or an outbreak of intron virus? It's not a place where you'd want your family. The aircraft carrier is analogous in that sense. I get it that the purpose of the Federation is peace, extending goodwill, and exploration, but let's…

Wrong. You’re supposed to be at work. How damn productive can you be, if you’re constantly worried about your family. We don’t put families on aircraft carriers. Oh! There’s another thing: resources. How much time, energy, etc. is being wasted taking care of people who essentially provide no vital role whatsoever?…

Good job of reminding Cleveland that they’re Cleveland. They were starting to get the notion that they could be champions of something besides setting rivers on fire.

Spoiler: it’s Gwyneth Paltrow’s head.

I’ve tried it multiple times. God so help me, I’ve tried to like it, but that shit ain’t happening. I know many folks swear by it, but not this guy. My favorite will always be the chili con carne at the original Ben’s Chili Bowl in D.C.

Yes, yes it is.

Oh, I’m familiar with it. I took that picture just 3 weeks ago. It is it’s own thing, but you’re right, it’s not chili. And it’s widely known that as far as the eating experience, it ranks below getting hit by a car.