They also robbed the Gallatin, MO bank, which is twenty minutes away from me, which was also robbed by Jesse James. So if you want to be a famous bank robber, Gallatin may be a good place to start.

I want some butts!

"No shit."-Jim Gibbons

Here was an even bigger letdown from trailer to movie. Heck, I'd rather watch this on repeat 90 times than the actual movie.

Schnell!! Schnell!!

I considered posting the "Blob/Wasp" scene from Ultimatum or the Green Lantern "fridge scene", but it's too early for that shit. Gratuitous violence is fine if it drives the story, but there's a line that gets crossed. Another example: Hannibal Lecter saying he ate a guy's liver in SotL was iconic, watching him eat…

It's not just the movies, it's the books as well. Dark and gritty has its place, like not here:

Hasta la vista...gummi. KA-BLAM!!!

As a former homicide detective, you'd think Sanders would listen to Bunk and recognize it wasn't his turn to give a fuck.

Bunk tried to tell him it wasn't his turn to give a fuck.

They need to rename it already. Bugs the piss out of me.

Tanks?

You're breaking my bawrrs, Hans Brix!

This guy?

Sorry, but where are the boobs, again?

I'd put my money in frozen concentrated orange juice, if I were you. I know a guy that got ahold of the crop report in advance.

That's what you get when you don't toe the line.

Going faster miles an hour...

I suppose an "armored" vehicle would come in handy if/when some loon (like the aforementioned Lanza) wanted to shoot at them. Just a hunch/not a LEO. And if they got it on the cheap and share it with neighboring communities, good on them.

Marky Mark & the Transformers needs to be on here. Not only is it a terrible movie in its own right, it did well enough overseas, that we're likely to see more. Uggh.