Another misconception: You *can* mess with Texas. It can be quite fun, actually.

Yup, that's pretty much the gist of it. Maybe that 12 year-old should've just shot up a movie theater or just been white.

When asked why he was wearing a steering wheel, he responded, "I originally had it in my pants and it was driving me nuts.".

Did you say "dance off"?

Boats n' drones!

So many good ones you can call "best", but the worst, without a doubt, has to be Diamonds are Forever.

I'd put Nobody Does it Better in the conversation for best song.

I think you meant ASM #583.

Bad form. Don't they know that you're supposed to yell, "Fuck her right in the pussy!" when pulling off stunts like this? Amateurs.

True. History has left minorities at an overwhelming disadvantage. At the end of the day, no matter your race, it's not exactly wise to give a 16 year-old the keys to a new Ferrari as their first car.

Fair enough, but like another poster said, it's not a race thing, it's socio-economic. Somebody from a poor background with little to no sound financial education is making a poor (and possibly dangerous) decision. That's not a "race" thing, it's ignorance & lack of sense.

Dude, your racism is hanging out.

Make it a Hal Needham Holiday!

Pure electricity...in my pants.

Tasty, anyways.

#MikeBrown

We need a movie about this guy's misadventures in Vietnam.

Hanging around Tony at the Bing gets you these:

Push him right in the pushy.

The Riker Maneuver! Brilliant! I saw him pull it off at the KC Comicon. It was perfectly executed. I was most impressed.