I coach middle school football. This level of dumbassery is par for the course. I often question why we issue some of them helmets, as any brain trauma would be hard to assess in most of them.

I've got a problem with the goddamn rust ring it leaves. What the fuck, Barbasol?

I've got a problem with the goddamn rust ring it leaves. What the fuck, Barbasol?

Cool story, dickbag.

Strange. He seemed like such a congenial fellow when he got to KC last Friday.

You mean, van GOUGH!!!

That's more than I'll make in the next 2 years. Fuck me, indeed.

Man, that bottom one would really tie the room together.

Yes, yes, but how does it compare to the Executor Class Super Star Destroyer? Let me know...I'll be in my room, finishing my awesome Rancor sculpt.

I tried to map the CMB...until Neeno Brown shot my ass.

I found a pattern in the CMB. They dress flamboyantly and sell crack. Am I my brother's keeper?

You're one of the producers for this, aren't you?

YES! A thousand times, yes. Such a great series-the only problem being when the creators take 4 years off between "seasons". But you won't have that problem.

Holy shit.

Wrong. Barbarian was good. Destroyer, *that* is pure cheesiness.

The first Conan (Barbarian) was solid. A damn fine film. Now, Destroyer? *That* was cheese. Boy howdy, was it ever cheesy. Then again, look at the cast. How could it not be?

Tell us the one about Machine Gun Kelley and his bitch. You know, the one where he took a shiv and cut out the bitch's eyes. Love that story.

What Shcottish brogue do you shpeak of? Ish that you, Pushy Galore?

Go Eagles!

I'll be watching USA take on the All Blacks today. Go Eagles!

This needs a helluva lot more stars.