Fuck Yeah!

"I've seen the EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT..."-Beetlejuice

Country Breakfast had some Oklahoma Joe's BBQ today, before Game fucking 7 of the World Series. You see his rolls, you hatin'. #TakeTheCrown

Brokaw was right. Greatest Generation, indeed.

Bah, peasant! No mortal man can milk DOOM!

Laying all sprawled out on the asphalt? That's not a good look for ya pal, especially if you're wearing a Derrick Thomas jersey.

There was hate for the TJ? I thought that was pretty much the greatest Jeep built. Then again, I've been driving my '03 Rubi for 10 years now, so I may be a little biased.

"For Extreme Off Road Rescues", aka, "cruising to the local strip mall to pick up bitchez at the bar, yo." Sincerely, the dude-bros that'll represent 99% of sales.

Quick! Staring contest...go!

Steve. Steve Palpatine, from accounts payable. Did we meet at the office mixer at Flingers?

Hang in there. KC fans have lived w/inept GM's like Allard Baird, multiple 100+ loss seasons, ownership that actively torpedoed any chances of a playoff run through a small payroll, & players that were motivated to do just enough to keep their jobs. 29 years. This team is the embodiment of the proverb of the sun…

Favorite post-Batman role: Ray Nicolette, Jackie Brown/Out of Sight. Anybody could've filled that spot, but it was nice seeing him there. He's one of those guys it seems you can't help but like.

Perfect Strangers is due for a gritty reboot, with Balki as an operative/sleeper agent for an Eastern European terrorist organization. Cousin Larry is a CIA agent who Balki is using as an asset, unbeknownst to Larry. Bronson Pinchot guest stars as the CIA director. It would blow people's minds.

He seems to be quite the mercenary. I wonder if he really cares about anything...or anybody.

He's told Mora a thousand times, he doesn't roll on Shabbos!

Holy shit! He just stapled dude's nose to the back of his skull.

How do you know the thief/thieves wasn't some piece of shit racist, such as yourself?

Tribute that to writing for a newspaper, where no article should take longer to read than the average time to take a dump.

Fatality, Gillies.

saving the world from Solomon Grundy.