Bronco? Jeep? Neither, it's an International Scout.

While not a. "Superhero" movie, the scene where the stormtrooper conks his head still elicits a LOL from me, decades & countless viewings later. That Lucas didn't remove /"fix " it is a small miracle.

You didn't think the ice dildos were funny? Where's your sense of humor? ;)

Was this a pick for Oprah's Book Club?...

I want to get a 12 pack of Olympia, hit the town & chase some college tail with this guy. Not even being sarcastic here.

Turns out he was hit in the head with this:

Hey, Doc! If the moon was made of barbecue spare ribs, would you eat it?

Superman's an asshole when he drinks. He's "that" guy in the bar.

That's "The Goddamn Batman" to you, pal.

TK 421, why aren't you at your post?

Blame all the jalops that kept posting porn in the comments. By porn, I mean clips of a Hellcat melting its tires off.

I can eat 50 eggs.

That movie barely got made, as Treat Williams chewed up every scene in it. There are still teeth marks on the master print.

You should listen to your friend Billy Zane. He's a cool dude.

Also "a large methane sea"...my ass after Taco Bell and many beers.

She could be adopted. There's gay adoption today. Unless you live in a state that hasn't quite made the transition to the 21st century. #equality

1st place Kansas City Royals...in August. Cue the Apocalypse.

Yeah! Keep that icky gay stuff away from Trek. The final frontier is for manly men, like my guy here:

M-O-O-N, that spells low.

Note to Junior: Make sure your PR/social network guy has a reading level above the 3rd grade. It's "lose". Then again, I doubt your fans will notice.