Just Empty Every Pocket. '03 Rubi owner, here.

I don't see chicken shit on the ingredient list.

So, who wants to pay me to make this chicken salad?

Raise awareness for victims of zombie bites? Do it the same way you raise awareness for everything else: rubber wristbands & a trademarked colored ribbon, duh. LOOK AT MY WRISTBAND!!! LOOK AT HOW MUCH CARE!!!

"She talksh in her shleep".

Smith! "Provocation" is never an issue when you are 3-4 times larger than the other person and have the capacity to turn and walk away. That includes men & women. There. It's really that simple.

Maybe The Rock can parlay this into a remake of "Every Which Way but Loose"? I'd watch the hell out of that.

Rhesus is the bad guy? This movie sounds freaking bananas.

100% of this human's DNA is completely worthless.

Hong is also in the aforementioned "The Golden Child", along with Victor Wong. Busy year for those two. However, in what must've been a glaring oversight, Al Leong did not appear/get killed in Golden Child.

The above message is Hank approved.

For those that cancelled their subscription to The Knoblauch News: the guy *ahem* chucked a humidifier (not a humidor, Emmitt Smith) at his wife.

Indeed!

*in gravelly voice* "I'm Butt-chin".

Belts are the new pouches.

If "team players" win the egg, then Travis Henry has the 1992 Olympic US Men's Basketball Team in his pants.

Casetteman's weakness? People who didn't rewind his tapes.

Too small. Can I get a larger one for the kids?

She works for Fox. Have you seen the "talent"/eye candy they employ in their news division. They know how to pander to their audience.

While we're asking, who cares about professional baseball? Bunch o' overpaid grown men playing a game they should've outgrown around 14. And why does Hollywood make comic book movies that bring in billions of dollars? Those are for kids.