It takes a big man to point a gun at an unarmed woman. A 6'4", 250 lb. Division I football player-sized man. Way to go tough guy.

Her brother, Encyclopedia, could've pointed that out.

What does God need with a starship?

Did you just call Tony Dungy a "spade"? RACIST!!!!!! Get him!

Powdered rhino horn? Asia, we've got this new stuff called aspirin, you should give it a try.

Don't pay $ for it. I borrowed it from the library still feel ripped off. But it's King, and I'll always give his stuff a shot. He's done well by me for quite some time-he gets a pass.

I finished this over the weekend; and it's the worst SK book I've ever read (yes, that includes Gerald's Game). It's probably one of the worst books I've ever read. It reads like a bad James Patterson. Yep, that awful.

He wants $230,000 & the guy paid $66K? Yeah, let me go ask my buddy, who's an expert on getting shot by Elvis.

Sorry we're all out of ice puns. This ice hole used them all up.

I am Groot.

Jake Ryan approves.

Richard, do I have a mark on my face?

So, you're saying she got a job with Fox because she's attractive. I think the ladies at Fox News should investigate this...while wearing something low-cut, preferably.

If you can't trust Deion Sanders with meeting the educational (and apparently, nutritional) needs of your child, who can you trust?

Welcome to this guy's nightmare:

You're right, they're not for everyone. "It's a Jeep thing; you wouldn't understand". Also, to your other point, there are a lot of "mall crawlers" out there , just going to waste.

The Hunley was successful, that one time it actually sank one ship. Then again, go brag about that success to the few dozen men who died in the course of its life.

Like R. Lee Ermey once said, "Guts is enough". Here's what I learned to drive in; & what I currently drive:

Republicans (what few of you who can read & comprehend the interwebs) here's an idea: keep your religion away from science. It's like trying to (thinking of simple analogy for Republicans) make a gun out of butter. The shit just don't work. Just stop.

"Republicans" and "science"...*opens envelope* two things that go together like George Takei and vagina..