Huh. Good god y'all, what is it good for?

As an ex lax enthusiast, this was a pretty shitty take.

Explore the space? Bruce Dickinson agrees.

I went by the headline asking about "movie endings that left you to see what's next". "Begins" was an amazing reboot and the Joker tease left me wanting more, hence my response.

This guy still would have the high score.

You want to see smart apes & stupid humans? Visit the Tulsa Zoo

Then I've got a suggestion: name the first one Planet Bullshit, because that's where those rules belong.

Batman Begins. This:

Or an alternative: let my 4 year-old name them. Planet(s) Pizza, Batman, Busketti (spaghetti), and Planet Rainbow Dash

Get on it. Otherwise it's planet(s): Google, Microsoft, Monsanto, Honeywell, etc.

It's been a work in progress for, oh, about 8 years now. Progress is...progressing.

They just want to achieve attention & status. Sincerely, George Will

When in doubt, I whip it out. I got me a rock n' roll band.

Somebody get audio of the eulogy. That'll be some awesome, Brasky-esque stuff.

When the full poster for the movie comes out, the lower half reveals this:

The "A" does not stand for France.

Maybe there are Velociraptors in it? Hey, couldn't hurt.

Did the engraving cost $1.25?

Adam Sandler used to be funny. I could almost swear there was a time, 'round about 1993. Get off my lawn, etc.

But you gotta go with the Hulk Hands from the tie-in to the original movie with Eric Bana. These new ones are crap compared to those. Us true Hulk Hands connoisseurs know this.