Oh yeah? Well, I'm better at throwing my own feces and masturbating in public. So there! Dominant species!

Pictured below: GOP Communications Director on Science Stuff and Other Complex Things.

Ultimate Badass, Snake Plissken on that goddamn surfboard.

Where's Brundlediamond?

Un-buh-leev-uh-bull.

"El Presidenté, what are you doing here? I thought I told you to go fuck your mother!"

Who drinks the most in flight? Duh...Wade Boggs.

So is Duncan Keith. Go 'hawks!

I've felt the same experience as a Royals fan for the last 25 years.

Save the neck for me, Clark.

If they'd just follow the comics, there'd be no continuity problems.

You need to set this to Yakkety Sax and double the speed of the video.

What about these hip cats?

We used to joke he was saying "Paul Newman".

So, he's the Anti-Trebek.

Rome was ran out of KC like a common pigmy.

Dammit. Missed it. And I've seen that episode many times. I need to spend less time @ work & more time with Jerry & Co.

Keith-freaking-Hernandez. Was going to drop Gary Carter here, but this page can't handle his awesome white-'fro.

Heres 1 beautiful image from the Mets

I know. But, way to cut the legs out from under a perfectly good joke.