Faker. He just wanted the large bathroom stall & convenient parking.

Pocari Sweat<<<<<<Booty Sweat

Yeah? Go buy one this Sunday & tell me how it tastes. Principled bastards. Don't they understand I have a hangover & all I want is a goddamn fried chicken sandwich?!? See you at Wendy's.

It's shrinking?!? Nyeeeeeeeeet!!!!

Cockknocker.

Gotta be a quarter mile. He could probably throw it over those mountains over there.

As a sign of solidarity, I took off my shirt and threw it on the floor at work. Cut to an hour later, my wife comes in to bring me coffee & jumps my ass because "the goddamn house looks like a fucking wreck", whereupon I immediately caved to management.

Have a nice day. Sincerely, Tywin Lannister

The kid's wearing a Yankees cap, fuck him.

Yeah, but does it have a freaking *tent*? Nice try LR.

The Phantom Shitter strikes again!

That's my secret, Captain: I'm always grouchy.

That's my secret, Captain: I'm always grouchy.

Get messed up, kill 4 people & it's a slap on the wrist if you're rich. Get caught with a joint & a pocketknife and it's jail if you're poor.

Yeah, unknowns, like Hayden Christiansen. Good call.

Ice to meet you.

I shit with the door open. My house, my rules.

Meh, still better than "Two Princes". Now go get that ear worm out of your head. F***ing Spin Dictors.

Live long and prosper

What?!? Clint loves apes.