A green Zoe Saldana? Sounds hot to me.

Go with the obvious Disney solution: use Tom Hanks.

There's no way you could've convinced me 10 years ago that Pig Vomit would be the Rhino. I'm still not 100% convinced...

You take mrbassoon to Oklahoma Joes or Arthur Bryant's by 18th & Vine & he'll be a happy guy. Sincerely, 99.9 % of the guys in 816/913.

Skeeball is where it's at. Play the shit out of that & win a bunch of tickets you can redeem for drinks or bar swag like pint glasses & T-shirts. Free advertising for the bar, fun for the patrons=win-win.

Was this the guy responsible?

We had to drop 2 because they still wouldn't surrender after the first one. I doubt a "demonstration" would've swayed them. Mess with the bull...

Here's a quarter for the rebuild.

Then you probably don't want to hear about his daughter

We got the name, now they want it back?-Dan Snyder

Absolutely. The shots of the farm, the music, etc. I wish I would've just watched the 2 minute trailer 60 times instead.

+1 Brocktoon

Florida?!? No shit?

Later, he went on to talk shit on Sylvester Stallone:

Not crappy:

Meh, when I was a teen I had sex with a sock, handful of tissue, rubber glove, an old fur mitten, a t-shirt... I don't see where a robot is a big deal.

By the Eye of Agamotto! That mustache is amazing!

In Cold Blood over Wizard of Oz?!? Indeed, what is the matter with Kansas?

"Fury moved heaven & earth"..."no reputable doctor"..."Tahiti is a 'magical' place"? Right here is where Marvel should've introduced Doctor Strange (if only by name or brief flash of him from behind, working some magic). I would've probably pissed myself in excitement.