You know why Popeye beat-up Jesus?
He went to Mount Olive

In all fairness, this was the guy running the graphics for the USC game.

I see you, motherfucker!

Just lucky it wasn't Visanthe Sciancoe in the background. Phone guy would've needed to be on one of these to keep it PG.

Or the last time the Chiefs lost to Indy in the playoffs. Shit.

Dice?!? Unbeliev-uh-bull. Oh!!!

Billy Joel is not impressed.

The phalanx is also not terribly useful against fire and that new-fangled "gun powder" stuff. Gotta give this one to (please pardon me) KHAAAAAAN!!!

Class of '75! Woohoo!!

Stay crassy, Asians.

Of course you can burn the tires. You just gotta have The Touch.

I'll just post my nomination right here, thank you. drops mic, walks off stage

Frank's for the win.

Save the clock tower!

Los locos kick your ass. Los locos kick your face. Los locos kick your balls INTO OUTER SPACE!!!

Does it necessarily have to have 4 wheels?

Not as creepy as this doll...

Jedi's the most insulting installment! Because Vader's beautiful black visage is sullied when he pulls off his mask to reveal a feeble, crusty, old white man! They tryin' to tell us that deep inside we all wants to be white!

What the hell are you saying? I feel like Dexter Manley, trying to read & comprehend this. In the words of Jules Winfield, "English, motherfucker! Do you speak it!?!".

Here's what I need (and if anyone can help, please respond): the IBC bath towel that Bill Murray gives to people in Scrooged. It's a gag gift for my brother; and I can't find a copy of the gold logo or anyone that can make it. Help me i09, you're my only hope.