I posted from my phone, the image looked fine before I posted, or at least I thought it did. Sorry to disappoint you, random Internet person.

Kinda disappointed Bats didn't dress in his pilgrim suit.

Tumeric root...powdered tiger penis, oil of shark fin, rabbit sperm, and dried yak dung.

My personal favorite hangover cure:

95% of the lyrics to every Puff Daddy song: Uh-huh, yeah, Uh-huh, yeah, Uh-huh, yeah...

Hmmph. Amateur. Let me know when you guys get a real brain surgeon, like Doctor Michael Hfuhruhurr.

I come here for Kat Dennings & all you have pics of are fluffy hammers?!? Bummer.

Nah, Tahiti. He was in Tahiti.

Strangest?!? Look at it! It's right there! Sweet Georgia O'Keeffe, how can you miss it?!?

DESCRIBE WHAT ZOMBIES LOOK LIKE!!!

Mandelbrot! Mandelbrot! Mandelbrot!

I could park a Prius in the space between the S and the C. The structural integrity if that sweater's material is being seriously tested.

What the hell's all this math crap? It's Friday, the only math I want or even can do is subtract the number if hours before I can leave work for the weekend. Quit trying to make my brain hurt.

Here's the Jalop connection, Rob Ford's license plate (why California? Who knows)

You're going to be the one to tell Mike that? Good luck. He could tell me he was elected the first president of Jupiter and I'm not questioning him about it.

Or she has a pretty impressive cock, for a woman, that is.

Really? Kevin Costner couldn't even hold this guy's hat convincingly.

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