It's also why you dress your underage sidekick in the brightest colors & tiny shorts, so bad guys shoot at him; not you.

Sorry, Batman doesn't kill himself. Sacrifice himself, maybe, but suicide is not his m.o., not after the vow he made to his parents, it's his entire existence.

Note to self: Never, ever, ever fuck around with Jeffrey Bruner's wife...ever.

I chuckled. Here's where you invoke the old truism: Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke.

Marmoset there'd be days like this.

Back seat? Ha! You fold those things down & throw some sofa cushions back there=sex machine. Sincerely, Otto Parts, circa 1993

The way these things are lighting up, they better have a helluva fire department.

This guy?

Patriotic? Hardly. Needs more blood splatter.

Pro: Go where no one has gone before, save whales, hang out w/Spock & McCoy
Con: KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!

Pro: Go where no one has gone before, save whales, hang out w/Spock & McCoy
Con: KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!

Pro: Go where no one has gone before, save whales, hang out w/Spock & McCoy
Con: KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!

Ha! They really did come from France!

Ms. Marvel? Don't you mean...Cockknocker?!?!

Only if it stars this guy

My first car was Jean Claude Grand Am. Currently, I'm kicking around in my '03 Jeep Rubicon, aka, Rubi.

Sorta, Rutger Hauer turned into a wolf, but the real curse was having to put up with Matthew Broderick for an entire movie.

"My dad can beat up your dad"-Richie Incognito Jr.

You had to post that, huh? Go set yourself on fire. Take the 2 people that starred your comment with you.

$200?!? Who do I look like, Tywin Lannister?