Not alliterative enough for Smilin' Stan. Try: Satanic Stan, Satan's Servant Stan, or Stealer of Souls Stan.

Evil, Satanic, and Faaaaaaaabulous!

Drunkenness, cars flipped over? I thought Ted Kennedy had passed away?

"Can you read his mind?..."-Lois Lane, poet laureate of Bizarro World

I am depressed and suicidal thoughts, like raindrops, come down from the sky on seemingly sunny afternoons. Is this science, or the realization that my life peaked in my twenties? Is this the real life, or is it just fantasy?...

Layoff the kid. Isn't it obvious he has a drinking problem?

My favorite is "I can see your dirty pillows!". Especially when The Monarch delivers that line.

Go Bearcats! You're a college student from out of town & get an MIP at The Palms=get the book thrown at you. If you know Sam Graves or gave $$$ to his campaign, please, help yourself to a DUI & a rape, they'll cover it for you.

Nah, man, it's Freejack. Is Mick Jagger one of the thugs?

You post an article on black dwarfs & bring out Brian Cox? Shoulda consulted Tony instead.

I, Frankenstein, him Tonto, he Tarzan. This best sketch ever.

This. This damn movie scared me as a yoot. I re-watched it awhile back & kinda got the heebie-jeebies, but more out if remembering how scared I was as a kid & not the movie itself.

I'd like to submit for consideration the 3 six packs of Buckhorn beer my old man has in the back of the garage.

Our mayor's name is "Sly", so Skip isn't all that bad.

That's why I only use Heisenberg-made krokodil.

Soylent Green is people!!!!!

I combed this thing over & can't find Spaceball 1, plaid or otherwise.

I'm Zach, from Missouri. I'm a Sagittarius, I enjoy BBQ, trail hiking, sci-fi movies, and women that appreciate art & music.

Just don't drive it around George Zimmerman's neighborhood at night.

In a rebuttal, PhD candidate, Violent J posits: "Magnets, how the fuck do they work?".