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Lola? Shoulda called him Pinchy.

daddachick...*diddachuck*

Yeah, if you had HBO around 1981, you likely remember this soopah, soopah movie. WTF, indeed.

Hey, he's a regular guy, he puts his pants on one leg at a time. Except, once he puts his pants on, he makes gold records.

Got this confused with the Ethan Suplee Paradox: When is a schooner not a sailboat?

Which of the 12 possible endings of Return of the King was the best?

Man, I thought your galaxy would be bigger. Looks like a peanut!

Couldn't find my Spanx with my face screen-printed on the crotch :(

"Dressed as"? No, that was actually him. They tossed his ass because instead of bringing rotel, he brought a stack of 8x10 glossies of himself. He them tried to hock them in the driveway at $20 each.

He showed up for some nice pics. So, he's not that much of a dick.

Wait until Heisenberg catches up to him after that whole " burn your house down" thing.

Or "Kik Me" spray painted on his back.

And it looks like she's got a bush that starts at her belly button.

Yes, but they speak with a "Jamaican" accent and "fart" a lot.

Give him a break. Da CIA has him pooshing too many pencils.

I think you mean Casino. Pesci got plugged in the head from behind in Goodfellas. I only know this because I've seen Goodfellas about 5,286 times, give or take.

Not a lot of skyscrapers to swing from in Queens.

I bet you don't call me Prisco, again

210 mph?!? But can it get beer from Texarkana to Georgia in under 28 hrs.?