I clicked on it, hoping it was a spinoff for Jerry Reed's character in Smokey & The Bandit. So disappointed.

Yep. These loosers have nothing better to do with their time.

The sea was angry that day, my friends.

I thought he was channeling Billy Mitchell. With the giant Atari logo, I thought this might be a sequel to King of King, set it a dystopian future.

There are some stereotypes that are not merely alluded to, but there are full-on musical numbers that are based on them. Google it. No way that shit flies in a production meeting today.

And the tried and true tradition of King being unable to write for a black character. It's border-line offensive in this case.

Go for the offensive Disney tri-fecta and show Song of the South and Peter Pan as well!

I'm intrigued. What's his position on the rising number of jabronis in the U.S.? Both legal and illegal, of course.

Reeeeech Coreeenthian laythar. Say it right.

Watch it, jabroni. That's The People's Eyebrow™ you're talking about.

Sting still goes by "Sting", even when his music is only played over the speakers at Home Depot. Then again, when your real name is Gordon, Sting is probably your best move.

Ric Flair thinks it's too much Woo. That's how much Woo we're talking about here.

Look, ryerson, nobody wants any of your crap tonight.

Batman…Batman… Can somebody tell me what kind of a world we live in, where a man dressed up as a *bat* gets all the press? This town needs an enema!

Erlich Bachman, this is you as an old man. I'm ugly and I'm dead. Alone.

The Guardians of the Galaxy soundtracks are littered with some great one hit wonders. Take your pick.

I don't know. Is it enough, sugartits?

Pa "Let the kids in the bus die" Kent.

385 North, right? Was he with Judge Reinhold and a black dude?

Came here for this reference. Thank you. Here's your upvote, Mr. Palazzo.