Are you saying Superman IV: The Quest for Peace is not going to make the highlight reel during the Oscars In Memorium segment? Balderdash! That's good, uh, acting right there.

Brian "Old Sourpuss" Eno is the Kevin Bacon of the music industry.

So, he's afraid he would be embarrassed by his dancing, yet in his last job…

Peter Gabriel's is damn good as well. Hope this doesn't put the hex on him.
https://youtu.be/LsvuipGq2ns

Precious Venus…

To paraphrase Billy Bob Thornton, The Dukes of Hazzard is considered a documentary in the South.

I read this in Waylon Jennings' voice and waited for a freeze-frame and cut to commercial.

No worries, Trump has tiny hands, plus, he's experienced in grabbing people's nether regions.

Oh, Jesus. I have kids, and just the thought of seeing that goddamn shoe in the road messes with me.

Worse than all that-their asshole governor.

Ah-yup.

How to Cook for Forty Humans is a favorite of Serak the Preparer and is a favorite in my house.

Everyone loathes Ted Cruz. Ted Cruz loathes Ted Cruz. Boll weevils loathe Ted Cruz.

Bran thinks that The Clash sold out after London Calling and that he's more into The Sex Pistols-their early stuff that *nobody* else listens to. You wouldn't understand, man. Go back to listening to Dave Matthews Band, poseur.

Rick Perry, is your refrigerator running? This is Mike Hunt.
https://youtu.be/6uZL9xlm3To

An Inconvenient Truth 2: The Search for Curly's Reducing Carbon Footprint

Raytown High School?!? I know a thing or two about that place! I taught there!

It's a fine town, if you're settled, with a family. It's a giant, sprawling suburb for the most part. The downtown has become revitalized in the last decade or so, but the vast number of people live out in the outskirts, mowing their yards, drinking average beer, driving their kids to their various activities. The…

We've been small-ball for years, no big-hitters of which to speak, but the way Moose is hitting, that record may fall this year…possibly.

U.S. History?!? I live thirty minutes from the place and I'm just now hearing about it…and I teach high school American history, granted, it is post Civil War. Thanks for sharing! No, seriously! I'll do more research into this.