A show based on firefighters, huh? 60% of the show is hanging around the station cooking/eating, watching tv, playing video games, working out or sleeping. 30% is going on a med call, likely to a car wreck. 5% is public relations: elementary schools & changing smoke detectors. 5% is an actual fire call, of which few…

At least she wasn't murdered along with a waiter in Brentwood.

Mendoza!

I doubt that the Trumpster Fires handlers would want someone like Rudy, who is legitimately detached from reality to be the director. But, he has gone off-script before. And the guy would be 82, or as most Senators would say, "a punk kid". Who knows? This whole thing is a train wreck.

Team him up with Nic Cage's Tiny Elvis as a buddy cop movie! Look at those box office returns! Those things are huuuuuuge!

Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Then again, my country has a system that gave us Donald Trump, so maybe next time we try the sword thing?

This is the very epitome of the snake eating its own tail.

Rudy Giuliani, of 9/11™ fame, of course!

We used to use the phrase "He went Bernie" as a reference to when you got so drunk, it took two guys to carry your drunk ass around.

Put some Robitussin on it.

His '98 ESPY's hosting gig gets him a lifetime pass.

I think she's still 22. She's got some Dorian Gray shit going on. Not that I'm complaining, mind you.

Pussys are to be grabbed, not eaten.-D. Trump

I always have coffee when I watch it. You know that. Everybody knows that!

Snatch grab? Asking for a world leader.

Double dumbass on you! The whales are going to be just fine. They'll be rescued, and just in time to save us from an alien probe.

I've already seen enough peanut logs pushed out of his face anus (thank you, Veep).

Or Robert Smeagol. If you know what I'm Tolkien about! Hey-oh!

Did you try grabbing them by the pussy? I hear that's a thing that works.

Bobcat Goldthwait.