aka: Hagrid's Nutsack.

This Friday, tune in your telly for another gripping episode of "Knifey/Spoony"!

It was certainly no Arch Deluxe. *Sigh* another gimmick burger, taken from us too soon.

Not even a classic like the Head Detective?

From Russia with Love was on tv just last Friday. It was under the listing "Presidential Inauguration".

The train/car crash clip was lifted from Dirty Mary, Crazy Larry. Trivia!

That's "The People's Elbow"™ to you, sir!

I heard his album. Let's just say it's no Return of Bruno, which is sad.

I teach high school and sometimes I find myself rooting for Mr. Vernon over Bender and the gang.

I read them in the voice of Harvey Fierstein.

I will throw down with anyone who says a disparaging word about Opportunity Knocks. It's a goddamn cinematic treasure!

Automobile…where is my dong?-Sixteen Candles, the dyslexic version

Well, it is on Fox. Thanks, Osbama.

I'm not helping a damn person out with this. Unless Jack Bauer is asking, leave my name out of it.

I took Dorothy Mantooth out for a nice seafood dinner, then never called her again.

This was an interesting story, but it could've used another allegory…

Formerly, Ceylon.

Jayne Mansfield's Car>>>>John Voight's Car.

I teach American History in high school. I always give the Indianapolis story a few minutes, just so I can justify showing Quint's monologue in class. It's unbelievable, how many kids today who haven't seen or even heard of Jaws. It's a tragedy. Oh, and what happened to those sailors was pretty bad, too.

I think you mean Brocktoon.