And since you're all in the clapping mood, give a hand to my band, Sexual Chocolate.

How does he feel about Cash's "Ballad of Ira Hayes"? That's some straight-up depressing shit for anyone, Native or otherwise.

I'm in, so long as the sister, Zelda, is nowhere fucking in it. "Raaaaaa-chel". Try watching that shit when your 10 years old.

Ah-yup.

This comment needs more embiggening.

Nah, man, that was Cedric the Entertainer's line.

But the kid. That fucking kid. He's the most annoying little bastard short of one of those Problem Child movies. Sorry, but he ruins the whole movie.

Alice in Chains' "What the Hell Have I" is a goddamn masterpiece.

That shit was scrambled (ask your parents what that means kids) at my house. Didn't care, jerked off to it anyways.

Look, if you don't have a copy of Lebowski that you borrowed/stole from a buddy after smoking several bowls or a copy that you rented from Blockbuster back in '02 and just said "fuck it" and kept it-then that shit's on you.

Ah, yes, the song where the premise is you have to go hang around the grocery store to get laid by loose women. Sage advice, indeed.

"Hey, Tone, you's here about this Trufflefuck guy talkin' 'bout me? The balls on this fuckin' guy!"-Pauly Walnuts

Jimmy doesn't like jimmy jokes-Random Seinfeld Quote Generator

But better than The Hollywood Knights; and all of them being inferior to Porky's.

"I got no fuckin' dukes" immediately follows that phrase at my house/work…which is said almost daily.

I invoke Carl from Sling Blade when I order at a fast food restaurant…French fried puh-taters…mmmm, hmmm.

Meh, these are the same executives that are fine with Superman letting a bus load of kids die.

Argo fuck yourself.

Well done. Help yourself to some boat drinks.

*cues up Gimme Shelter*