Was it Jimmy's goon Luca?

"…a good Fantastic Four movie…Fun"-A.A. Dowd

But will Gimme Shelter be on the soundtrack?

And King's work has an exceptionally spectacular history of translating to a television series format. Just ask The Dome.

Sony's highest grossing 2015 movie: Paul Blart 2. Sony, you have forgotten the face of your father.

GJI is slow as fuck. This has been all over the Internet for months…just like my mom. I mean, your mom. Shit.

James Woods, the coke addict?

Jimmy's not impressed.

The Spy Who Loaved Me.

We're still doing that? The "Dawes" thing is still a thing?

Hell, the robot is the only thing I'm interested in. It's still programmed as "female" right? Just curious, that's all…

I saw it in IMAX and also yelled "Holy shit" at the end when he jumped back into the window and missed. Keeping with the scatalogical theme, I also got a nice chuckle when he yelled "No shit!" to Renner's character. Can't wait for Friday.

The only problem I have with that is the credibility we have to give to Paulie to be able to reprogram the robot into being a sex slave/wife. As far as the act itself? Meh, that's probably the first step I would've taken…"Hmm, it will bring me beer and food…can I fuck it?".

I'd switch your #2 with your #3 for my aforementioned reasons, but that's just me. It's nothing I'd lose my shit over. This is a respectable ranking. Well done.

Aww, come on! 3 has Thunderlips *and* Mr. T! You've also got "Eye of the Tiger", Micky's death, Rocky & Apollo frolicking in an ambiguously gay way in the surf, plus that immortal exchange with Clubber Lang, "Hey, woman…". Hell, 3 is solidly #2, behind the original.

Bullshit. 4 is 45 minutes of montages of the previous 3 movies (which you've likely watched already) as well as previous scenes from the movie I'm already watching! All this set to bad music. No. Even on a cheesy/ironic level. No. I'll give you, Drago is badass. "If he dies, he dies"…great line.

Oh, sweet Christmas, the kid. I wanted Rocky & Tommy to team-up at the end and beat his ass. Let Adrian get in a couple licks too. Annoying little fuck. Right up there with that punk-ass kid from Last Action Hero.

No. I'd rather watch a sequel that follows Paulie and his robot than Rocky V.

This needs more up-votes. Well played, well played indeed.

This is all well and good, but can Solomon Grundy get some pants?
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