Before this gets buried under 700 other posts, I'd recommend the first 30 or so issues of Ultimate Spider-Man to anyone just starting off in comics. He's one of, if not the most familiar character that most people can relate to. Plus, the Ultimate version has a "modern" take that may be more "comfortable" with today's…

Oh, shit! Omar comin'!

"The Grinch Who Stole Blackness" is an awesome put-down.

To this day, I still pronounce it "Bro-ham".

I like the Los Locos version. It ends with this: Los Locos kick your ass. Los Locos kick your face. Los Locos kick your balls INTO OUTER SPACE!

Tobias Fünke: Analrapist

You and I, we're fucking done, professionally.

Christian Bale was good, despite the poor lighting.

Yeah? But can he beat Battletoads? Mmm, hmm. Didn't think so.

Let me know when these niggas be selling some Chet Haze pieces. T.Hanks!

Señor Ding Dong Mobile Doorbell Repair should be on the list. Racists.

And that saxophone…holy shit, the Lethal Weapon background music has nothing on that.

No, thank the late Congressman, Ike Skelton.

Anybody want a peanut?

Point loss for Dancing in the Streets cover and video.

Soylent Green is people.

YEEAAAH!!! WHAAAAAT?!!!!!!

Over Macho Grande?

It's an entirely different experience.

Go read the reviews for his queso dip on Amazon. Good for a few chuckles.