I'd submit: Q Lazarus' Goodbye Horses. I'd fuck me, but not to that song.

He lives with his brother in Blackwater.

Stevie Ray Vaughn's Helicopter.

He defeats Tony Stark by getting him hooked on drugs…then taking him around to random super villains, forcing him to blow them.

James Spader as a cold, emotionless, homicidal robot? Seems like a bit of a stretch.

It's already been optioned. Prepare for Ass: The Movie. I think I smell an Oscar for Best Screenplay…

JD Salinger is people!!!!

Sometimes you just gotta say "What the fuck?".

Can we work a giant spider into the mix? Sincerely, Jon Peters

Was his van next to Matt Foley's?

Does the term "crocodile" mean a guy with really, really dry skin, kind of like a "bear" is the term for a large, extremely hairy man? If so, then the last sentence makes sense.

In Soviet Union, university goes to you!

Jack Black? You mean Mos Def. I watched the whole movie & still couldn't definitively tell you he was or wasn't playing his character as a retard.

Jeff Speakman. THE Perfect Weapon!

Nor it's sequel, the apropos "They Still Call me Bruce".

The Stuff. Man, I still can't eat motherfuckin' Cool Whip.

The Stuff. Man, I still can't eat motherfuckin' Cool Whip.

Heroin is whack. Sincerely, Whitney Houston

Heroin is whack. Sincerely, Whitney Houston

For what they pay teachers, she'll probably sell you an ounce out back behind the school.